[full size] Done in about one and a half hours.

I swear I will stop fucking about and get one of the bigger, non-sketchy pictures I’m doing done at some point in the next 8000 years.



asked you: How about some military kink johnlock if you’re still looking for requests

military kink is very important and must be protected at all costs !!! thank you for chatting with me/watching my stream if you dropped by!!

This is too glorious for words!!!


clickthrough for porn

this week’s “Dicks for Donations" is something messy from my sketchbook.

thanks for your help so far, it feeds my cat 

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via kami1 // originally shootbadcabbies


had to get that out of my system


'I began to think perhaps the ocean had gotten the better of you this time.'

'Not even she could keep me from you, John.'


My precious nautical lovers. This absolutely belongs in the same universe as this.

So my headcanon is Naval officer John and pirate Sherlock met in the Caribbean and began a secret affair. Every time Sherlock is close enough to where John is posted, he comes ashore so that they can have at least one night together, but their meetings are few and far between.

Eventually, there comes a time when the town John is stationed in is attacked (by Moriarty). Sherlock decides to help John repel Moriarty’s crew, but when they are seen fighting side by side by another British soldier, John is mistakenly assumed to have turned traitor and is shot. Sherlock takes him aboard his ship and sails to find John a safe place to treat his wound (a musket shot to the shoulder). Now believed to be a pirate, John joins Sherlock permanently and becomes his first mate. And so they live happily ever after having many pirating adventures.

That is the fan fic I will never write, but dammit I love these guys.

reblogged 5 months ago on 22 May 2014 WITH 1,557 notes »reblog
via johnfuckingwatson // originally johix


"The same you said on our wedding night."
"And I still insist."
It’s not retirementlock ok. Just a couple of years older, still at Baker Street.


put me in the trash already

reblogged 5 months ago on 21 May 2014 WITH 1,034 notes »reblog
via cumber-porn // originally beefylock


Sherlock giving blowies is all I ever draw to be honest.